Here I go again on my own
Dear readers... if there are any of you left out there... I have BIG news: my latest attempt at finding everlasting love has failed, and I am now, once again, single. That's right: S-I-N-G-L-E (according to Jeff Foxworthy, that stands for Stay Intoxicated Nightly, Get Laid Everyday. That was never really was me, except for that one time, in band camp...).
My breakup - while sad for me - should be great news for you, for it's a harbinger of the return of HOWTOBESINGLE.ca!!! Okay peeps, keep your pants on. I know you're all very excited. I'm quite excited as well, since in God's honest truth, I missed being single, and I missed writing about how hilariously miserable the dating world is. As I explained to my friends, I look forward to once again embarrassing myself, for the benefit of enjoyment of my friends.
Alas, I'm still licking my relationship wounds, and will probably not jump back into the sea of fish tomorrow. I forecast that September is when you can expect the first howtobesingle original. But, I won't leave you high and dry until then. I've recently recruited someone who is eager to share her experiences with you. I've also had the fortune to hear some amazing stories from my friends, about their attempts at finding true love. So, in the next few weeks, expect a post or two that are sure to get you salivating.
So, re-bookmark this blog, add it to your Google Reader, Tweet about it so that everyone knows...WE ARE BACK ON THE AIR!